After being in a relationship for a few years, I’ve basically forgotten what it’s like to date. In an effort to not be one of those people who’s like, “Omg, you’re single? Aren’t you just having the BEST time dating, aka doing something that can be exhausting, awkward, and sometimes soul-crushing?!? Sure, there are those unbelievable ones that somehow make the entire practice worth it and I personally love dating, so if you do too, I get it. But it’s normal to have to go through a bunch of garbage dates in between. Here, women share the worst dates they’ve ever been on. Get ready to commiserate—they’re pretty bad. We were moving from gin and tonics to beer when he suddenly showed up with shots. I thought, ‘Yeah, why not?
21 Awkward And Funny Dating Stories That, I Kid You Not, Actually Happened To People
Fast forward into the date and he disappeared and came back holding a sandwich-sized bag half full of what looked like broken glass. Crack, my Tinder date had crack. I politely declined his offer and then when I had the opportunity, made an exit. He sat next to me in the restaurant booth and proceeded to slide a butter knife up and down my thigh. He then went on to ask what my response would be if he told me he had five dicks.
Yeah, never saw that guy again.
I have a LOT of hilarious first day at work stories, and even more that take place in grocery stores, but nothing about dating. I now have a.
NorCal-raised, I was new to Orange County, and fresh out of college. The constant visits to the mechanic for unusual repairs left me unfazed. I was ready to take it anywhere. Everything that Greater L. I would get excited just from plotting my route on Google Maps. This is probably why I was amenable to an invitation to a Tinder date with a guy from Pasadena, at a restaurant in Pasadena.
This was prior to the coronavirus shutdown, of course. But I had enjoyed our conversations over shared geeky interests, so I viewed it as an adventure and accepted. So, Costa Mesa to Pasadena. Friday afternoon. I was just relieved that it was an overcast day, because my less-than-trusty steed had no AC.
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She was cute, funny, smart, everything you hope for in a blind first date. After spending a good part of the day with her, we end up at this frozen yogurt spot. We talk.
First dates are stressful. Even if they go well, meeting a new person is inherently going to be difficult at first. And while we all inevitably have a rotten date or two under our belts, some dates take it from bad to horrific. We’ve rounded up the craziest stories from various Reddit threads that will make you want to thank your lucky stars your last date was just a bad kisser.
Until two days ago when I saw her in the pub where we had a brief catch-up and I got her number. We meet up and it was going great. Both enjoying ourselves conversation is flowing and she seemed into me. Her ex boyfriend had been texting her the whole time but, she had been ignoring it and we joked about it, nothing seemed too strange. So she eventually answers and he’s crying, drunk, and acting crazy and she’s tell him to just leave her alone. This time he says he is actually outside the pub we were at and he can see us.
All he wants is to see her and then he will go home. I got a look out him through the window and he’s an absolute mess.
I have two bad date stories :. Horribly uncomfortable at the time, they are now some of my most treasured memories, the kind that just make me go, ahhh, life. If you date, odds are you have some bad date stories.
FLARE asked some friends about their worst dating stories. 5/10, because even though it didn’t happen, I’m sure it would’ve been weird.
That said, the silver lining of a weird, funny, or just plain bad date is that it always makes for a great story. It was ridiculous, but, lucky for him, we both started cracking up. I was SO excited. I got super dressed-up and went to the campus bar to meet him. I guess I drunkenly gave my number to a random guy at a party who happened to have the same name as this cute guy in my architecture class.
It was super embarrassing but I made myself stick it out with a smile until the date ended. I meant the one in my apartment. He never even offered to buy me a drink! Conversation was nonexistent.
The often weird and occasionally wonderful world of online dating provides fascinating insights into human nature. More importantly, it can offer a load of stories about how guys behave very bizarrely when they are searching for a mate. Our reporter contacted a number of the women he’s met on Tinder, Bumble and the bewildering jumble sale that is Plenty of Fish. They kindly shared their stories of men who frightened, bemused, bored or even sparked feelings of pity.
Awkward video dates that reveal too much about your home environment. BYOB first date in the park when no toilet is available. Can see and can’t touch depends on how immune you think you are to the virus. Not to mention the post date panic if you notice you started to develop flu like symptoms. No matter what your dating experience during these strange times is like, bring your own drinks and join us online for an hour of laughs with your funny dating stories.
Was going to go to a bar with a girl I met on Tinder. Got out of her car, crossed the street, and then awkwardly shook my hand. Told me she forgot her ID at home, apologized, and then left. What made it more odd, is she had sent nudes, full face nudes not photoshopped face swapped I could see the chest tat on her in person no mistaking that.
She brought a stuffed animal.
Before her third date with a new guy Wednesday night, Leeza was feeling pretty nervous. They had made plans to meet at a pool hall in midtown Manhattan, but in the hours leading up to it, she was anxious and nearly wound up canceling. Under ordinary circumstances, one might label Leeza a germaphobe, but these are not ordinary circumstances. As the coronavirus epidemic has swept the globe , with the disease it causes, COVID, killing more than three thousand people, many people are worrying about how to protect themselves against close contact that could lead to infection.
As anyone who has used a dating app knows, time is of the essence when you want to meet up with a new match. Rose, a year-old in London, is facing that struggle now thanks to a Hinge match of hers who just traveled to Italy, the country in Europe most gravely affected by the coronavirus. The two had been trying to meet up for a few weeks, and they finally planned a date for Wednesday — a day before he had to fly out to Italy on business.
Then his Thursday flight was canceled due to travel restrictions between the UK and Italy, and he wound up having to fly out on Wednesday instead. In Washington state, where most US deaths have so far occurred, some people are learning a new way to practice remote romance. Amanda, a year-old in New York City, was quarantined a few weeks ago after returning from a trip to China.
It was a boring, lonely time, so she took to the apps. After the five-day period when most infected people show symptoms, Amanda was still feeling healthy, so she broke her quarantine and actually went on a date.